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AI, It's Complicated
I did not choose AI. AI chose me. And now we are in a whole situationship.
I have been Prompt Queen, AI User, and somewhere between Married to AI and Divorcing AI depending on the day and whether it understood my assignment. If you have ever talked to a language model like it owed you something, refreshed a response four times because the first three were not it, or felt personally victimized by a hallucination, this collection was made for you.
We use it. We need it. We are not always happy about it. But we keep coming back.
Real ones use prompts. Prompt responsibly. And maybe grab a tote while you are here.
Collection details
I did not choose AI. AI chose me. And now we are in a whole situationship.
I have been Prompt Queen, AI User, and somewhere between Married to AI and Divorcing AI depending on the day and whether it understood my assignment. If you have ever talked to a language model like it owed you something, refreshed a response four times because the first three were not it, or felt personally victimized by a hallucination, this collection was made for you.
We use it. We need it. We are not always happy about it. But we keep coming back.
Real ones use prompts. Prompt responsibly. And maybe grab a tote while you are here.
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Not everyone who uses AI is a Real One. You know the difference.
The Real Ones Prompt Laptop Sleeve is for the builders, the strategists, and the ones who actually know what they're doing with a prompt. Protect the tool that protects the vision.
• 100% neoprene
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• 15″ only
• Blank product sourced from China
The crown doesn't just go on your head. It goes everywhere you go.
The Prompt Queen Laptop Sleeve keeps your machine protected while letting everyone in the room know exactly who's in charge. Sleek, secure, and built for the ones who don't just use technology — they direct it.
• 100% neoprene
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Available in 13″ and 15″
• Blank product sourced from China
You said "I do" to the craft. Might as well protect the equipment.
The 'Til Prompt Do Us Part Laptop Sleeve keeps your machine safe through every late-night session, coffee shop sprint, and meeting that could have been an email. Because if you're committed to the work, the work deserves proper protection.
• 100% neoprene
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• 15″ only
• Blank product sourced from China
Some people run on coffee. You run on coffee and the audacity to call out bad outputs.
Running on Prompts and Petty is for the ones who have standards. High standards. For their workflow, their outputs, and their energy. This mug is the morning co-sign: you're awake, you're caffeinated, and you are absolutely not here for mediocre results today.
Pick your size. Start the day right.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Made on demand. No overproduction waste.
Printed on a classic black canvas with crisp white system-style text, it makes your commitment to clean prompting and clear boundaries public.
Perfect for:
- Prompt engineers, digital creatives, tech-savvy founders
- Weekend market runs and late-night prompt testing
- Anyone tired of being gaslit by synthetic intelligence
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For the real ones who run on prompts.
This heavyweight oversized tee is more than just a vibe’s a statement. The AI USER design taps into the tech-core wave with a vintage-washed finish and premium cotton feel that looks good on everyone. Whether you're coding, content-creating, or just casually dominating the future, this shirt gives main-character energy without screaming for it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |
Build in the cloud. Carry it on earth.
The Prompt Queen Eco Tote is for the ones who prompt with purpose. Whether you're scripting your glow-up, building your next big thing, or just running errands between sessions, this organic cotton tote holds everything you need and makes a statement about how you move.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ wide dual straps, 24.5″ length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
Made on demand. No overproduction waste.
The crown isn’t rented, it’s rendered. This heavyweight oversized tee is made for the ones who rule the internet with nothing but good Wi-Fi and elite prompts. Whether you’re scripting your glow-up, building your next big thing, or just mentally living in the cloud, the Prompt Queen tee keeps your look laid-back, smart, and a little too powerful.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |
Married to the mission. Loyal to the prompt.
This tee is for the ones who’ve committed to the craft whether you're writing code, automating workflows, or just whispering sweet nothings to AI at 2AM. Featuring the bold vow "'Til Prompt Do Us Part" across the back and a cheeky "Married to AI" on the front, this shirt makes it official: you're taken (by tech).
Because this isn’t just a fling it’s an optimized, long-term commitment.
Soft, structured, and snarky enough to raise a few eyebrows, this one’s made for AI romantics, codependent creators, and anyone who talks to Chad more than their mom.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |
You were loyal. It hallucinated.
At first, AI felt like the one, responding instantly, never needing sleep, calling you brilliant for every prompt. But now? The red flags are undeniable: memory loss, hallucinations, gaslighting your workflow. This tee marks the moment you said: “It’s not me. It’s you, AI Chad.
The Divorcing AI shirt is your official exit interview. Whether you're detoxing from tech, mocking your burnout, or just feel like your language model owes you alimony this is your closure.
Details
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |